Shaquille O'Neal

by Colin Warson
(Shreveport, LA, USA)

Shaq, the Autograph Attack.

I would never actually attack Shaq. He is my hero, and I would never want to hurt him. But if he were within a thirty mile radius of me I would do just about anything to get that autograph.

Here is how awesome I think Shaq is. In Harry Potter they have patronuses which are sort of this magical protection thing. Well, mine would be Shaq, because he is awesome, and he has been my favorite athlete since I was seven.

I don't have a Sqaq autograph. But lets just say his influence has autographed my life. I don't play basketball seriously, but that mountain of ability is inspiring to me in almost everything I do.